Regardless of how a lot we gush about Dealer Joe’s at Merely Recipes, it pains us to say that the grocery retailer has allow us to down once in a while. The freezer part is legendary for numerous hits like Mandarin orange rooster and cauliflower gnocchi, and our editorial group has fallen exhausting for the mini cheeseburgers and soup dumplings too. Nonetheless, the choices aren’t all winners. These seven objects upset us a lot that we’ll by no means purchase them once more.
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1. True Thai Vegetable Pad Thai
Two of our editors instantly known as out Dealer Joe’s frozen pad Thai. “Oof! For the way a lot sodium this has, it’s surprisingly tasteless,” says Affiliate Editorial Director Myo Quinn. “It additionally comprises so many bean sprouts, which make the entire dish moist, not in a great way. You’d be higher off doing takeout!”
Senior Editor Laurel Randolph agrees: “As a lot as I need the magic of frozen, ready noodles, they only do not seize the goodness of a contemporary noodle dish more often than not. TJ’s pad Thai isn’t any exception—the textures aren’t fairly proper, and can depart you feeling such as you’re consuming leftover takeout.”
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2. Breaded Cheddar Cheese Curds
Laurel has additionally discovered to skip the frozen baggage of breaded cheese curds at Dealer Joe’s. “Cheese curds are supposed to be freshly fried and instantly shoved into your mouth. Working example, this frozen model. They are not unhealthy, however they are not good. They lack the crunch and molten cheesiness of contemporary fried cheese curds that make them so scrumptious.”
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3. Italian Model Meatballs
Right here’s a case the place our editors don’t essentially agree. Whereas Laurel is a fan, Normal Supervisor Emma Christensen says that the frozen meatballs are “the one product I’ll really by no means purchase once more. I wish to love them as a result of they’re so handy, however I discover the feel rubbery and the flavour weirdly bitter.”
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4. Hen Karaage
This Japanese-style fried rooster simply doesn’t ship for Myo. “These are okay as fried rooster bites, however I wouldn’t name them karaage, that are speculated to be gentle, crispy, and tender. These aren’t that. The breading is chewy, robust, and too thick in some components.”
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5. Cheese Stuffed Fiocchetti with Pink Sauce
If these fiocchetti—cheese-filled pasta bundles—had been packaged with out the pink sauce, I’d be singing a special tune, because the pasta itself is excellent. Sadly, the sauce completely ruins them. The tomato cream sauce is certainly pink, nearly unnaturally so, and the flavour veers method too candy and cloying. Plus, the ratio of sauce to pasta is all mistaken, with the pasta swimming within the cream sauce, making the entire dish soup-like.
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6. Mashed Potatoes
“Whereas everybody has tried to crack the code on handy mashed potatoes, from frozen dinners to boxed flakes to TJ’s pucks, nobody has actually succeeded,” says Laurel. “One thing unlucky occurs to the feel of potatoes once they’re frozen like this, making a watery, less-than-satisfying end result.”
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7. Mac and Cheese Bites
The celebration the place my buddies launched me to Dealer Joe’s frozen mac and cheese bites was the primary and final time I ate them. Whereas breaded balls of carbs and cheese ought to be straightforward to love, the feel of those bites is way too mushy. They’re additionally fairly flavorless and greasy, regardless of them being loads tacky.
